001 ♬ Introduction [Voice]

[deformiwhats]

[Lorne and portals don't equal fun times. They equal very not fun times.]

...Oh, God. No, not another portal.

Why

me

?

[Into the phone.]

H-hey! Look, when I said get away, I didn't exactly mean to a crazy twisted funhouse, okay? I was thinking more, y'know, tropical! With a lack of creepy, preferably...

Comments

[abdicate-you.livejournal.com]

Your mind is too insignificant. I would not bother with it under any circumstances.

Hey, it doesn't hurt - also the impermeable thing's good!

[deformiwhats.livejournal.com]

Look, Illyria. Just, don't lie to me, pretend like throwing Fred's name around is okay. I thought we already went through all of that...

Very true indeed.

[abdicate-you.livejournal.com]

I have heard enough of her. Seen enough of her. I would not 'throw her name around' in vain. She already takes up too much space.

[deformiwhats.livejournal.com]

The rest of us, we'd never get our fill of Fred. I guess I shouldn't expect you to understand...

[abdicate-you.livejournal.com]

And I would expect less from you.

We are done.

[deformiwhats.livejournal.com]

Oh, sure. Ta-ta, I guess.