001 ♬ Introduction [Voice]

[deformiwhats]

[Lorne and portals don't equal fun times. They equal very not fun times.]

...Oh, God. No, not another portal.

Why

me

?

[Into the phone.]

H-hey! Look, when I said get away, I didn't exactly mean to a crazy twisted funhouse, okay? I was thinking more, y'know, tropical! With a lack of creepy, preferably...

Comments

voice

[favoritetraitor.livejournal.com]

... 'Another' portal?

[deformiwhats.livejournal.com]

You know. In addition to the bajillion others out there.

[child-radical.livejournal.com]

Well there's a beach here for what it's worth.

[deformiwhats.livejournal.com]

Well! Does it come with drinks with little umbrellas in them?

voice; Give her a moment. 1/3

[abdicate-you.livejournal.com]

2/3

[abdicate-you.livejournal.com]

voice;

[abdicate-you.livejournal.com]

You are here by the will of greater beings. Think yourself inconsequential.

[thatsmyjob.livejournal.com]

Twisted funhouse is not as far off the mark as you might think.

[deformiwhats.livejournal.com]

Fabulous. Should I even bother asking where the exits are?

[incendite.livejournal.com]

Why not you?

[deformiwhats.livejournal.com]

Because I liked where I was, Peaches and Cream. Well, mostly.

voice, 1/2

[supercompacted.livejournal.com]

Oh my god, Lorne?

voice

[supercompacted.livejournal.com]

Lorne! Hi! Where are you? I can come find you.

I was just thinking you should be here- not that I make that sort of thing happen or anything, I just thought it'd be nice. I know the portal's kind of disconcerting, but this place isn't so bad, really.

But are you all right? When do you come from? The timestreams are all wonky here...and I'm asking too many questions, aren't I?

voice; 1/3

[downrightlinear.livejournal.com]

...Lorne?

voice

[downrightlinear.livejournal.com]

Are you from -

voice;

[downrightlinear.livejournal.com]

Well, there is a beach. I'm pretty sure there aren't cabana boys or umbrellas included, though.

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

Lack of creepy? Keep on dreaming.

[deformiwhats.livejournal.com]

...It doesn't hurt to try?

[idkmybffsatan.livejournal.com]

Well, there is a beach here? If you were looking for tropical.

[deformiwhats.livejournal.com]

I was hoping for close-to-the-equator tropical, but a regular beach might have to do, considering I've been kidnapped.

[worksmart.livejournal.com]

You got a bum travel agent. Join the club.

[deformiwhats.livejournal.com]

You're telling me. He can bet he won't be getting that fruit bouquet I promised for the trip to Figi he planned.

voice; what happens when I sleep all day.

[atoner.livejournal.com]

Hey, Lorne.

means you're well rested to brood at us ;)

[deformiwhats.livejournal.com]

Angel.

voice;

[itextedyou.livejournal.com]

You get used to the creepy.

Personally, I think it's nice.

[deformiwhats.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure I want to get used to the creepy. Doesn't that make me creepy too?

[gouge-em-out.livejournal.com]

It's not that creepy.


...okay, sometimes it's creepy.

[deformiwhats.livejournal.com]

See? I know creepy when I see it. I'm a creepy expert!