001 ♬ Introduction [Voice]

[deformiwhats]

[Lorne and portals don't equal fun times. They equal very not fun times.]

...Oh, God. No, not another portal.

Why

me

?

[Into the phone.]

H-hey! Look, when I said get away, I didn't exactly mean to a crazy twisted funhouse, okay? I was thinking more, y'know, tropical! With a lack of creepy, preferably...

Comments

voice

[favoritetraitor.livejournal.com]

... 'Another' portal?

[child-radical.livejournal.com]

Well there's a beach here for what it's worth.

voice; Give her a moment. 1/3

[abdicate-you.livejournal.com]

2/3

[abdicate-you.livejournal.com]

voice;

[abdicate-you.livejournal.com]

You are here by the will of greater beings. Think yourself inconsequential.

[deformiwhats.livejournal.com]

You know. In addition to the bajillion others out there.

[deformiwhats.livejournal.com]

Well! Does it come with drinks with little umbrellas in them?

Back atcha! 1/2

[deformiwhats.livejournal.com]

I lied. 2/3

[deformiwhats.livejournal.com]

3/3

[deformiwhats.livejournal.com]

...Illyria?

[thatsmyjob.livejournal.com]

Twisted funhouse is not as far off the mark as you might think.

1/3 voice;

[abdicate-you.livejournal.com]

For one such as you to speak it...

[deformiwhats.livejournal.com]

Fabulous. Should I even bother asking where the exits are?

2/3 ego-control is now ON. Somewhat.

[abdicate-you.livejournal.com]

[thatsmyjob.livejournal.com]

Only if you enjoy being vastly disappointed in the answer.

[incendite.livejournal.com]

Why not you?

voice;

[abdicate-you.livejournal.com]

It is another change. Yet another.

[favoritetraitor.livejournal.com]

You sound as if you know quite a bit about such phenomena...

[deformiwhats.livejournal.com]

Oh yes, you're her. Any chance I can get you to decrypt your cryptic and tell me what's going on?

...Are you following me?

[deformiwhats.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately, yes. Intimately. Except this time it was less me jumping into one and more me suddenly being here. In Creeptown. Hey, you're not the mayor of Creeptown, are you? 'Cause an express ticket out of here would earn you my eternal gratitude!

[abdicate-you.livejournal.com]

Do not insult me.

You have been pulled into another dimension against your will.

[deformiwhats.livejournal.com]

No. No, not so much. More thinking I'd give anything for a lot of something fruity and alcoholic.

[deformiwhats.livejournal.com]

Because I liked where I was, Peaches and Cream. Well, mostly.

[favoritetraitor.livejournal.com]

Hm, no. You'll want to speak to the deities for that... Although I wouldn't anticipate any cooperation from them in regards to that sort of arrangement... they have their own agenda.

I'm Solomon Goldsmith, a doctor and CEO of one of the City's think-tanks. Would you be willing to speak with me and perhaps a couple of my employees about your knowledge of portals? Perhaps it will help our research so we can all find a way out...

[child-radical.livejournal.com]

You'll have to go to one of the bars here for that one.