009 ♬ video; take it from me, don't be a do-badder up

[deformiwhats]

[Here's Lorne, sitting at a small table with a cup of tea and some papers in front of him. Oh, accounting, how you are loathed. The infamous box sits to the side, ignored as Lorne talks to the City.]

Now, munchkins, don't get me wrong here. I love you all dearly and as if you were my own. But are you crazy? Haven't you dum-dums heard of Pandora?!

Oh, and...no singing tonight, please. I'm not sure I want to know where this is going...


[ooc; posting and then sleep. will get to tags in the morning if I'm not called in :D LJ and I are frenemies today...]

Comments

[knaveswitness.livejournal.com]

Pandora?

[ooc; seeing as... the secret organization he's part of is called Pandora and his world has no Greeks to make up that myth...]

[deformiwhats.livejournal.com]

Well the box, really. Or jar, I guess. While it's dandy that there's hope at the bottom, it's not Yoplait. There's no crunchy oat sprinkles on top. Unless those sprinkles are made of evil!

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[knaveswitness.livejournal.com]

Evil sprinkles? No good, no good- I like sprinkles.

[knaveswitness.livejournal.com]

Though there sounds like more of a story there.

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[deformiwhats.livejournal.com]

Everyone likes sprinkles! Evil sprinkles ruin cupcakes!

[deformiwhats.livejournal.com]

You're not familiar with the myth?

[awillowywitch.livejournal.com]

Seriously, City-wide insanity is where it's going.

[deformiwhats.livejournal.com]

Amen, sister. I'm bunkering down as we speak!

[denyinurgod.livejournal.com]

If you do not care about the box, then surrender it to us. We will ensure that no one else acquires it until it has disappeared.

[deformiwhats.livejournal.com]

Oh sure, I'll do that right away-- oh wait, I'm not an idiot. Sorry cutie-pants, this baby's not going to some random albeit very pretty person who might just want a second box for herself.

[denyinurgod.livejournal.com]

I do not want a box.

[deformiwhats.livejournal.com]

Hey, reverse psychology isn't going to work here, either.

audio;

[discessum.livejournal.com]

We would probably benefit from knowing if this is actually going to lead to anything more.

And on that note, Faith has turned into a young girl. Keep an eye out.

audio;

[deformiwhats.livejournal.com]

Wes, I know you're a rugged on the wrong side of the tracks kinda fellow, but am I hearing you right? Are you suggesting I use my box?

I saw, real cute thing. I audio-ed her, kinda bratty. Think we might attempt a reading?

[innocentxcharm.livejournal.com]

...You're green!

[deformiwhats.livejournal.com]

You're pink!

[innocentxcharm.livejournal.com]

I am?...Oh!

I never saw a green person before though!

[deformiwhats.livejournal.com]

Ah-ah, now you have. And the green person's name is Lorne, if you're interested.

[ann-withane.livejournal.com]

Who's Pandora?

[deformiwhats.livejournal.com]

A lady with a box of bad, sweetie.

[ann-withane.livejournal.com]

What happened to her?

[deformiwhats.livejournal.com]

She opened the box, let all the bad into the world.

[only-fell.livejournal.com]

I've avoided the boxes as well. If you've got to hurt someone in order to get something then it's not worth getting.

[deformiwhats.livejournal.com]

Agreed, dollface. You and I haven't been here long and we get it. Hard to see how other people don't. There are always strings attached.

[only-fell.livejournal.com]

As a Buddhist I believe very much in karma. If I hurt someone else it will be repaid back to me twice fold.