deformiwhats: (god i need a drink)
[personal profile] deformiwhats
[Lorne can be seen drinking out of a half-full (aha) glass -- or at least trying. He lifts it to his lips a second time only to realize that something here is very wrong. His hand smacks the side of it, and when what was liquid doesn't move, he frowns and clacks it against the dresser -- did you catch that the dresser looks about 100 times his size? He sure did, but he's more concerned about the tiny drink in his hand. He finally gets angry enough to chuck it at the device that he's also noticed is on.]

Oh, ha-ha. Very funny, I'm guffawing out of my gullet over here! One minute I'm fluffing the 'do in front of the mirror, about to shimmy on out and say hello to the City and the next I'm zooming toward the ground -- even my drink got zapped! Do you see this skin? Shiny and plastic; my weekly facial gone to complete waste!

[He plops his butt down on the ground, reminiscent of a pouty teenager and crosses his arms over his chest. No use in doing anything if he can't be his big charming self to do it.]


[ooc: Cursed with Toy Story, have a little action figure Lorne who's only mad because he can't have his dranks.]

Date: 2010-03-22 02:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com
O M G

Can I just have you

Date: 2010-03-22 02:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deformiwhats.livejournal.com
Only if you don't mind biting, belle. [Lorne's version of fuck-off.]

Date: 2010-03-22 03:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com
Ooooh cranky yet stylish action figure...demon? Godzilla?

Date: 2010-03-22 03:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deformiwhats.livejournal.com
My name's Lorne, honey. And I won't stay this tiny and adorable forever.

Date: 2010-03-22 03:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com
Do you at least get to keep the suit?

Date: 2010-03-23 05:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deformiwhats.livejournal.com
I better, I had it tailored custom!

voice-/keeps foreverrrrr <3

Date: 2010-03-22 02:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deformiwhats.livejournal.com
In one form or another, that's right. And either you're a network savvy sweetie or I'm missing something, here.

voice-/XD

Date: 2010-03-22 02:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sings4dragons.livejournal.com
You never seemed to be the type to miss anything when I was here last.

voice

Date: 2010-03-22 03:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deformiwhats.livejournal.com
Hey, if you hadn't noticed I'm not on my full game here. Limited edition or not, I'm an action figure!

voice

Date: 2010-03-22 03:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sings4dragons.livejournal.com
Very nice articulation.

Menolly, Lorne. I'm Menolly. You don't remember me?

voice

Date: 2010-03-22 03:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deformiwhats.livejournal.com
Good golly miss Molly, is that really you!? Oh, if I wasn't pocket sized, I'd probably find you and get us in a world of trouble!

voice

Date: 2010-03-22 03:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sings4dragons.livejournal.com
I'm far too old to be causing trouble now! Do you need me to come rescue you?

voice

Date: 2010-03-23 05:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deformiwhats.livejournal.com
You're never too old to cause trouble, pumpkin. It just gets more fun! If you want, I don't know how much fun I'll be but I am trapped in my room at the moment. Freddles is around somewhere, too.

Date: 2010-03-22 05:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] backseatangel.livejournal.com
You look very... articulated today.

Date: 2010-03-23 05:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deformiwhats.livejournal.com
Is that a nice way to say I'm a doll? Poetic justice or something, I suppose...everyone seems to complain about my terms of endearment and it is one of my more frequent.

Date: 2010-03-22 09:47 am (UTC)
freckleddoll: (Freckles - wondering)
From: [personal profile] freckleddoll
Blimey...you alright over there, Lorne?

Date: 2010-03-23 05:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deformiwhats.livejournal.com
Oh, aside from being unable to at least have a drink during this mess, I'm fine, little one. You escape uncursed so far?

Date: 2010-03-23 05:51 pm (UTC)
freckleddoll: (Freckles - so strange)
From: [personal profile] freckleddoll
'm afraid not. Wish I 'ad.

Date: 2010-03-25 04:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deformiwhats.livejournal.com
What happened, sweetie? Indulge me, it helps distract from the chronic...little-ness.

Date: 2010-03-25 10:00 am (UTC)
freckleddoll: (Freckles - it's the basics)
From: [personal profile] freckleddoll
Don' know how it 'appened, but some of my memories got shown on the Network. Of me an' my brothers an' sisters. Some of the bad times we 'ad, and some of the good times too. An' when Joker chose my name for me.

[ voice]

Date: 2010-03-22 08:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] undoing.livejournal.com
Lorne. You're...an action figure?

[ if only he were post-"smile time," there might be assumptions of evil involvement in this. ]

[ voice]

Date: 2010-03-23 05:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deformiwhats.livejournal.com
[and Lorne almost spoils him about that too, but catches himself.] Looks like; though I'm more figure than action, as usual. [ba-dum chh!]

[ voice]

Date: 2010-03-23 09:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] undoing.livejournal.com
You don't have any of the bendy parts?

[ voice ]

Date: 2010-03-23 09:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deformiwhats.livejournal.com
...Angel, you know you make this too easy, right?

[ voice ]

Date: 2010-03-24 03:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] undoing.livejournal.com
...

I'm walking right into something, aren't I?

[ voice ]

Date: 2010-03-25 04:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deformiwhats.livejournal.com
Bendy parts, sugar. That's where you went wrong. Or right, I'm still deciding.

voice

Date: 2010-03-25 06:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] undoing.livejournal.com
I'm going to play it safe this time and go for wrong.

voice

Date: 2010-03-25 07:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deformiwhats.livejournal.com
Oh, but sometimes wrong is so right. [Being suggestive to distract from being fun-sized? Check.]

voice

Date: 2010-03-22 10:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] supercompacted.livejournal.com
Lorne! Oh, geez, that's got to be annoying. Can I help you with anything?

voice

Date: 2010-03-23 05:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deformiwhats.livejournal.com
It's to be expected; weren't we just talking about escaping these things? I am trapped in my room, if you're around and wouldn't mind nudging open the door?

voice

Date: 2010-03-23 05:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] supercompacted.livejournal.com
Yep. We probably jinxed ourselves, looking back. I'm sure I'll get hit with something amazing soon. And sure I'll open the door- do you need help...um, getting around?

voice

Date: 2010-03-25 04:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deformiwhats.livejournal.com
Oh, and so it goes, right? I might, if you wouldn't mind. My joints are kind of...stiff.

Maybe put some Dino on, will you? [Oh, so that's where this is headed. Fred, walk away from it. The monster will only get worse.] And I wouldn't mind some candles, either.

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