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[Lorne's feeling fairly brave, which might have something to do with the fact that he needs to start making money and feel useful again (in a positive way). Because of what he's selling, he thinks there's a good chance that the residents of the City will automatically assume that his natural visage is in fact a costume to draw in customers. Regardless of their reactions, he figures in a place like this, people are probably pretty used to dealing with the strange. So here he is, giving them the benefit of the doubt as he turns the network device to video and turns on the charm.]


Mark your calendars: this is my first intentional broadcast, City-goers! Although, I guess it's more fitting to call us City-comers, isn't it? Hey, we're all here, of something else's volition -- not that I've been here long by any stretch of the imagination. But it looks like the residents of the City settle in pretty damn well to me! The bustling streets, the clubs, the upcoming parties and how about that circus? Hoo-boy, that's what I call making the best of things.

Sometimes, though, we get lost. It's part of whatever journey we're on - you know, the one that you're not completely sure of? The one where you look back on those bad times and realize that hey -- if that had never happened, you'd have never fallen in love! I'm here to let you know that I can provide a little guidance in those tough times.

For anyone who knows me, it's no secret that I love a good tune and really, who doesn't? Everyone's got a favorite song, right? Well, let me cut to the chase. My name is Lorne, and I can help you get back on track: whether you're wondering if you'll get that promotion at work, hoping she'll say yes or just plain have no clue where to go from here, I'm your man. Just come on over to the lobby in Building 10 and let me hear those golden pipes!

And payment? One consultation for two yellows, but heck, I wouldn't say no to tips if you leave a satisfied customer! And if you bring a friend along, I'll give you two consultations for three yellows.


On another note, if anyone out there is looking for a business partner, I can run a mean nightclub, I'd even settle for a cafe! Help a guy out, huh? Just a little boost to get me going -- you supply the capital, I supply the profit!


[OOC: If you'd like to have your pup's future/aura read, hit up the designated action post. If your pup just wants to ask questions/harass Lorne, feel free to reply here!]
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Date: 2009-09-05 01:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] basstardchuck.livejournal.com
You do realize that your business pitch is somewhat lacking if one takes the fortune telling that proceeds it, right?

Date: 2009-09-05 02:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] icamesofar.livejournal.com
Do you know how nutters that sounds, mate? And singing?

That's quite the pitch. But are you for real?

;private

Date: 2009-09-05 02:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deformiwhats.livejournal.com
Should I take that to mean you're interested? I've had to prove my little talent to many a skeptic. Tell you what, I won't even charge you.

Date: 2009-09-05 02:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deformiwhats.livejournal.com
Peaches, I might be called a lush but a liar? Not old Lorne! And tell you what; if you come out and I botch your reading, I'll waive the charge, huh?

Date: 2009-09-05 02:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] awillowywitch.livejournal.com
So you tell people's futures when they sing? Think I'm kinda happy not knowing mine, then.

;private

Date: 2009-09-05 02:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] basstardchuck.livejournal.com
I'm a business man. I"m always interested in investing. And the only convincing I'd need is in regards to your business plans.

I don't believe we've met. I'm Chuck Bass.

Date: 2009-09-05 02:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deformiwhats.livejournal.com
Oh, hey there Willow-branches! Ohh, I'm sure you have a lark's voice. It just never gets used, it needs a little exercise. Plus, I couldn't charge a friend -- you get all the readings you want on the house.

;private

Date: 2009-09-05 02:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deformiwhats.livejournal.com
Well Chuck, if you'd need some assurance I have a few friends here that used to frequent my karaoke bar, Caritas, a few years ago.

All I'm looking for is a little place to rent out with room for a bar, maybe light food and a stage if possible. I've got this weak spot for karaoke, see.

Date: 2009-09-05 02:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] awillowywitch.livejournal.com
Uhh. Do I... know you?

[pffft, her S6 self is a little behind]

Date: 2009-09-05 02:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deformiwhats.livejournal.com
Ohh whoops! This must be one of those things-- uhh, well yes. You do! But here, I guess you're a little behind me. I'm a friend of Angel's and you're going to help us out in a big, enormous, mountain-sized way.

[d'aww that's okay, they never even met on screen if I'm not mistaken!]

Date: 2009-09-05 02:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gouge-em-out.livejournal.com
You can see the future, then?

Date: 2009-09-05 03:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] awillowywitch.livejournal.com
Oh? Another friend of Angel's? Well, it's good he's making friends. [totally not even reacting to the 'he's a demon' part. and pauses at the 'helping them out' bit] And... I do? Well ... that's good. Helping is good.

[/is up to S3 of Angel anyway lmao]

Date: 2009-09-05 03:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deformiwhats.livejournal.com
That's the long and short of it. I try to help people on their paths.

;private

Date: 2009-09-05 03:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] basstardchuck.livejournal.com
The building needs to be cleared with the dieties. And it can't be any of the Residence Building. That much I can tell you.

If you provide me with a business plan, something more solid that 'I had a bar at home', I could agree to give you from 50 to 70% starting money. Of course only if I get a percentage of the profit. And at least half of the loan paid back.

[ooc: okay,a)sorry, but I looove businessman!chuck. he's seriously hot XD and b) it's 5am...Sleep is needed. Backdating?]

Date: 2009-09-05 03:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deformiwhats.livejournal.com
Yeah-- when you helped out, anyway. I mean, things change. But yeah, you were great! In fact I don't know what we would've done without you. A true champion, swooping in to save the day and looking darn cute while doing it, might I add.

[xD it's all good! he's used to knowing more of the future than everyone else anyway ;D]

;private

Date: 2009-09-05 03:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deformiwhats.livejournal.com
Ooh, all work and no play, huh? Why don't I draw you up some official plans before the week begins; expect to hear from me on Sunday.

[ooc: xD it's a-freaking-dorable, and while I'm not particularly great with the particulars, Lorne is overly organized and motivated - and O_O go to sleep! backdating is totally fine!]

Date: 2009-09-05 03:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] awillowywitch.livejournal.com
[laughing a little] Well, thankyou. It's... nice to meet you. Even if you've already met me.

Date: 2009-09-05 03:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deformiwhats.livejournal.com
Any time! So, is it rude of me to ask uh, when you're from?

wth that was so weird. my comment went poof >:

Date: 2009-09-05 03:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] awillowywitch.livejournal.com
Um, I don't think so? I don't really know the whole time-space etiquette. But, uh... the last thing I remember from home is Buffy being invisible. Which is... probably not useful to you at all. But it was 2002, and I'd turned twenty-one a little while ago. Maybe that helps more?

Date: 2009-09-05 04:27 am (UTC)
inmyothertights: (Billy - if I have to wear this bowtie...)
From: [personal profile] inmyothertights
Does this mean you're going to sing?

Date: 2009-09-05 05:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] princess-crow.livejournal.com
Hmpf. If this is another scam... We had several charlatans who claimed the same.

Date: 2009-09-05 06:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brainsnotfists.livejournal.com
You want to open a precognitive karaoke bar?

Date: 2009-09-05 10:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] worksmart.livejournal.com
Oh god, Karaoke.

;private backdated XD

Date: 2009-09-05 03:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] basstardchuck.livejournal.com
Oh believe me, I'm a big fan of the concept of no work and all play. But unlike at home, I don't have an endless bankaccount here, so I need to be careful with my investments.

Sunday sounds good enough.

Date: 2009-09-05 05:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brainsnotfists.livejournal.com
Worse! Precognitive karaoke!
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